My company was hiring a few years ago, and I volunteered to pick up one of the candidates from the airport.

The first family fears the Chicago they left is not one they want to return to

This! I was just talking with a coworker about how most people learn anthems and prayers as just random syllables, with no attempt to interpret them.

I imagine it would be hard to walk most walks with this kind of stuff in your anus.

My father was one of 14 kids (Catholics!).

My college roommates would do a version of this, where three or four of their friends would pick a random stranger's Facebook profile (usually a dude's, so as not to go full creep), all change their names to his and even copy his profile picture, then all friend him simultaneously.

Everyone else: Ann Coulter only says anything she says to get attention.

I thought it meant Send More Heroin.

This video is amazing as is, but I was kind of hoping that the croc would pop back out like the T-Rex at the end of Jurassic Park and snag the last fleeing lion mid-stride.

I usually see this when I let an episode auto-play instead of clicking on "next episode" after the previous one ended. I think it's there to stop the TV series from self-bingeing after you fall asleep.