I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse, in high school or for many years thereafter.

This is the world we live in now. 

Hey, man, Roosh V promised it'd work 

I don’t think they are winning this. There are now FOUR accusations. One announced by Maryland police this afternoon that also happened in high school and Michael Avenatti says he has a fourth as a client.

He does seem to be pulling out way too late at this point.

Sigh...so copping to being an incel now? Those guys never commit sexual assault...

This defense is pretty amazing to watch unfold. I mean, he probably could have gone with “This allegation was from decades ago. I simply cannot recall a specific incident like the one mentioned, nor the specific party. And while I may not have always been appropriate with women in my younger years (which changed as I…

“I couldn’t have sexually assaulted anybody! I’m such a nice guy, mi’lady!”

Oh my God, this is government by incel.

They really, really are throwing anything at the wall to see what sticks, which tells me that these accusations are true.

Please whatever unfathomably evil diety that transported me to this hell dimension, please take me back to my prime universe! I cannot take much more of this...

Well clearly, if you think groping women and taking your penis out at parties is gonna “get you the girls” your virginity is pretty much assured. 

Until we manage to flip the patriarchy, unfortunately.  And probably not even then.

I always figured “No One Else” was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and sort of poking fun at the fragility of the male ego, although there are definitely other instances on the Blue Album and Pinkerton that re-listening 10-15 years after I used to listen to them every day, I have to pause and tilt my head wondering if…

I try really hard to justify these kind of Weezer lyrics as commentary on the wrong-headed sentiment they embody. But, man, it’s maybe more trouble than it’s worth?

I have a strong suspicion gym teacher asshat has sexually assaulted someone, likely believing it to be his ‘right’ as a man.

It’s a gym teacher, that’s basically Toxic Masculinity’s source in the education system.

Good to see the male gym teacher is staying on-brand in 2018.

“Are you fucking kidding me”

This one undid me. It was so unexpected.