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I do not understand the appeal of John Krasinki.  He, Bradly Cooper, and Chris Pratt can all die in the world’s blandest beige fire.

I despise that misogynistic, hypocritical religious nut. And I am so embarrassed by the fact that I used to have a crush on her brother.

I have the same feeling. I’ve actually met SJP. She was perfectly charming. There’s something about the characters she plays, the quirky, needy, pointless drama that most of us would just shrug off.

Vin Diesel.

I have such a visceral hatred for Taylor Swift, for a multitude of different reasons. Her White Feminism, her squad goals crap, her perfectly crafted PR stunts, the way she tried to ‘reinvent’ herself with Look What You Made Me Do which just came across as something a high schooler would do. Ughhhhh.

She’s a real piece of work. In the middle of all of her child-collecting, she filmed a movie across the street from my office and she was so imperious to every woman in her path and super ‘on’ every time a man was present. All belly laughs and deep eye contact and arm brushes. Like, oy, go be a drama Llama somewhere…

Kate Mara. I am literally cringing as I type. It’s not even rational. I know I am a horrible person, I don’t like judging people on appearances, but I will make an exception here.

She looks like a Margaret Keane painting of a little kid, with the big eyes and the lollipop head and an upper lip that I just can’t…

Here’s a little Gawker trivia. Back when the site first got started they had a feature about celebrity sightings. Someone wrote in about sitting next to Patti LuPone on an Amtrak train. Apparently she wouldn’t shut up and the commenter had no idea who she was until the end of the trip. Another person wrote in about…

Sandra Oh

I hate Angelina Jolie.  I don’t think she can act.  I think she looks too much like a severe, mean Steve Buscemi to be pretty, and I especially hate her hypocritical saint act.

Sarah Jessica Parker. This has been a decades long loathing. I have not and will never watch Sex and the City because of her. I will only watch movies she is in if I can confirm ahead of time that her character dies.

Taylor Swift with her privilege and her motherfucking squads and all her carefully concocted blech.

I hate her voice too, those Capital One commercials where speaks like a little girl, one with her daddy, acting like she’s 13 or something when she’s in her mid-forties. Why?  

I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with Katy Perry.

Ugh I can't stand Julia Roberts. Every time I see her I'm just like, uh, bitch you ain't all that. Possibly because her character in Steel Magnolias was such a pain in the ass. I was only watching for Dolly Parton.

I despise Jennifer Garner. She has the acting ability of a fruit fly. All she does is look mildly confused in every single scene. I hate her voice. I wish she would go back to West Virginia and never be seen in public again.