You had me at “trailer park”

So the agent looked at the manager, and said, “That’s a great act, but what do you call it?” To which the manager responded, “The Master Race!”

Can’t pollute the bloodlines if you never introduce new blood.

Welcome to getting old. Know all the shit we did/do that our parents are somewhere on the spectrum of “baffled by” to “loathe”? Now I totally understand, and I’m not THAT old yet lol..

Khalid is looking much better these days.

That’s the type of thing he wants to stream, so no don’t do that.

Oh sure, some may laugh at the Extreme universe, but I’ll have you know it’s produced some great characters, like Youngblood, Bloodstrike, Bloodpack, BloodForce, Team Blood, The Blood Guys, A Big Kiddie Pool Full of Blood, Bloodo the Blood Dog, Bloodweiser, BloodSquad, A Used Tampon, X-Blood, The Blooder Business…

That should be Grammar Nazi, not GrammarNazi.

In a statement released Monday, Open Table apologized and promised to reimburse the effected restaurants:

New. They donut.

Did you mean wyre fraud? I’ll show myself out.

Sanders is just like her boss’s fans.

 “Well, actually …” ;-)

It’s in the Bible

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I don’t think we should totally rule out the possibility of a little santorum.

If this was done to Hillary or, any other woman, liberals would be in the streets, dressed as vaginas and calling for the death of the cartoonist and the TV show host