Don't use a taser on him!

This guy (this is a screenshot of a message to me) needs to meet her. I bet they have loads in common.

A "leeked" photo of Jennifer Lawrence:

Womp womp

"If the investigation determines that today's incident was a hoax, those involved will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Hey I wasn't brought in to answer questions, mister!

We hear from the NRA that the areas with the most guns have the least gun violence. To me, that doesn't make sense because it implies that to reach the levels of violence we have, areas with fewer guns do disproportionately more shooting. In your experience/research, is that statement in any way true?

Try again. Protesters /= the looters. Completely separate groups. All the protesters are right to be angry. The looters are organized criminal groups from outside of St. Louis and even outside of Missouri entirely.

back in the day, they used to have to give soldiers amphetimines to get them this hopped-up. I blame the chem trails.

Public servant. Public information. It would be no different if he had simply identified himself, as all officers are mandated to do upon civil request. He is accountable for his actions.

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

Yikes man. That guy should not be anywhere near that protest. He's scared shitless. His finger is trembling on that hair-trigger.

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

He's playing a variation of the internet game, but his version is called Kill/Kill/Kill.

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

This is a cognitive anomaly. The whole is less than the sum of the parts, and each part is less than each other part, all at the same time. It's a verbal black hole, if you will, from which no logical thought can escape. It is stream-of-consciousness from a place of no actual consciousness, just keywords, sound…

Okay. That's it. I don't believe her anymore. I think she is the Andy Kaufman of politics. She is trolling us all!!

Peak Palin sounds like a terrible place to ski.