Just for accuracy's sake, he is not exploding out of the oval office. That is the southern Facade of the White House. The oval office is located in the West Wing which is a separate building from the White House.

Behold the war cry of a a nostalgic geek crying in agony that their tastes aren't being met.

At the movie theater concession stand, this girl points to the candy case and says "I'll have middle." And I looked at her and her friends looked at her, and she says "I'm sorry. I meant, I'll have yellow."

So where was everyone when the verdict came down? I was in 6th grade, science class I think. The principal literally called over the PA instructing all the teachers to turn on the TVs in their classrooms so the whole school could see the verdict.

And here I was expecting it to be like "Tammi-Lyn America" or something

I've been waiting for a moment to use this one.

In illiterate poet?? Is this a really crappy joke, or just an unfortunate result of the random description generator?

This never in crossed my mind while playing Watch Dogs. Some sad ignorant people out there.

Yeah, I can see this happening. In my case, whenever I have the profiler on, I keep on thinking, how can these people afford to live in Chicago making $17,900 a year? That's after I hack their back account though. Yeah, I'm a virtual asshole. Still, nowhere near as disgusting as the above video.

Now come over to my chalkboard:

Just like any other thing that came from Faux.

Technically Superman is an undocumented alien, everything he does is breaking the law.

"Why can't we have a Superman?"........I think we do, and I think his name is Superman.

Looks like it came straight out of a "How to Make a Rad Video Game" instructional tape from the mid-90's.

Holy shit. It takes a special kind of asshole to make a Tila Tequila lookalike seem like Desmond Tutu.

How To Use A Tampon
by marmol

My favorite part: