Looks like it came straight out of a "How to Make a Rad Video Game" instructional tape from the mid-90's.

Holy shit. It takes a special kind of asshole to make a Tila Tequila lookalike seem like Desmond Tutu.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

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by marmol

My favorite part:

This would be more enjoyable if the other players didn't respond with rape jokes.

I really don't think there's been a patch that hasn't broke one or more things. They take a step forward, and two backwards... every... damn... time. Which tells me that Frostbyte 3 was in beta stages still when it was released. No stable engine breaks so easily upon patching other parts of it.

Maybe the Penguin did it.

Did ANYONE of you guys click the link and read the features list? It says: "Four-player co-op multiplayer - explore with your friends!"

Just cause someone will.

It really is one of the best soundtracks out there. While I haven't watched the series in a good 3 or 4 years, I still play the entire soundtrack from time to time. I can't say that about any other movie/television show/video game out there.

Improper use of the mind-blowing guy GIF. You can't put it on your own post, dammit!

And this was our state flag until 1998:

Give him a full tower PC, containing only another PS2.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

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