The first rule of rape club is, you're a terrible fucking human being for being in rape club.

While I realize I'm being equally pedantic, I disagree. Other parts of the code make reference to the flag, but the section about sports uniforms specifically says "No part of the flag..." You might be able to make a very technical case that this uniform doesn't contain part of the flag, but any reasonable observer…

From the United States Code Title 4 Chapter 1 section 8j: No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

I said it before, I'll say it again: our protest will continue!

Now if everyone carried a gun, this wouldn't happen.

Police sketch:

It looks like them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble...

Mrs. Doubt Fryer

And just like that, Irina's dreams of playing quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons were plucked from her.

This is old news

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Since the start of this year, I've lost 145 pounds. December 31, 2012, I weighed in at 348.4 and today, I weighed in at 202.4. I didn't get surgery, take diet pills, or do anything not natural. Starting off, I didn't go on any special diets, but I did make massive cuts. I haven't eaten fast food since then, no…

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Threw piss? Threw it? Excuse me, one does not throw piss. One splashes piss. One sprays piss. One pours piss. One sniffs it. One holds it up to the light to evaluate its color and clarity. One swirls it gently in a clockwise motion. One looks left, and then right, to be sure no one is watching. One curiously allows a…

There are neither photos nor video of the pissbombing

That'll teach Cavendish a lesson about trying to use his basic French with locals - when a volunteer along the sidelines shouted if he needed a drink tossed to him, Mark responded "oui oui!"

Ceiling cat need only reach down for his quarry.

The minute you start spouting "bu-bu-bu left wing [blah blah insert something blah]" like some child on a playground doing the "oh yeah, well you... um [pandering insult because you've been called out]" you've lost any cred and the battle. Unless you can defend that right-wing asshattery like what the article is…