Threw piss? Threw it? Excuse me, one does not throw piss. One splashes piss. One sprays piss. One pours piss. One sniffs it. One holds it up to the light to evaluate its color and clarity. One swirls it gently in a clockwise motion. One looks left, and then right, to be sure no one is watching. One curiously allows a…

There are neither photos nor video of the pissbombing

That'll teach Cavendish a lesson about trying to use his basic French with locals - when a volunteer along the sidelines shouted if he needed a drink tossed to him, Mark responded "oui oui!"

Ceiling cat need only reach down for his quarry.

The minute you start spouting "bu-bu-bu left wing [blah blah insert something blah]" like some child on a playground doing the "oh yeah, well you... um [pandering insult because you've been called out]" you've lost any cred and the battle. Unless you can defend that right-wing asshattery like what the article is…