Sports subreddits are worth all the endlessly recycled jokes because they're astoundingly devoid of homerism and malicious trash talk. There's probably a link between the two; the go-to arguments and insults about every player and team are completely driven into the ground from overuse immediately so there's no…

Hey Justice League, why don't you shine the spotlight from your Watchtower and turn off the dark?

So is L. Ron Hubbard.

There are too many orbs in pop culture. Please remove one. I am not a crackpot.

They were siblings derived from separate female parents?

What's weird is how seriously they took it. It's a pop-culture site writing up a talk show appearance and saying "Hey, who knows, couldn't be worse than Trump, amirite?" But they pounced on it like they were storming the secret DNC Dwayne Johnson nomination meeting. They just see some news and have to respond to it,…

He fixes the cable?

How does this wine-fueled journey fit into the Sideways cinematic universe? Does Paul Giamatti with an eyepatch show up to tell him about the Sommelier Initiative?

I've been playing Alpha Protocol, and just beat it last night. It's a really engaging game despite its flaws, etc. etc… I was forewarned enough to use pistols, so I got through it okay, though the endgame was brutal in parts. I feel like there were a ton of loose ends left hanging and characters that basically…

I just said it's more 'hard' than Star Trek, in response to the idea that it's unusual that Star Trek has transporters and Star Wars doesn't. And I didn't say any of the magical beings in Star Wars are godlike.

Star Wars is way more hard science fiction than Star Trek. Star Trek has magic teleporters, random cosmic phenomena appearing out of nowhere, godlike beings that could wreck the most powerful Sith Lord with a wave of their hand, space battles where a bunch of ships drift slowly on the same 2-D plane, and tons of…

Ridley Scott directs a prequel to Gladiator starring Michael Moore as Emperor Caligula. As part of his satirical efforts to expose the corruption and hypocrisy of the conservative Senatorial class, he appoints Sarah Jessica Parker as a consul.

"Now, the third episode primarily consists of a lengthy battle against reanimated skeletons with little plot advancement or character development. But when we battle skeletons, aren't we forced to confront the undeniable truth that there is a skeleton within each and every one of us?"

So you think it's become trite to even use the term but you also think it was coined almost two decades from a show that aired almost two decades ago? Can we get a flowchart here?

"If you guessed that the three popular Scottish actors whose character died and regenerated on Doctor Who were Sylvester McCoy, David Tennant, and Peter Capaldi, then you were wrong. They were never popular."

Oh hey, Orson Scott Card also wrote about Obama becoming Hitler and commanding an army of gang members.

Great job adjusting his target from 'kids with money' to 'rich kids', AV Club. Nothing but extremes, you're poor or you're rich.

Season 4's credits feature the best cover of the Tom Waits-penned theme song.

The Presidents of the United States of America told me that Cleveland rocks, and the AV Club never held them accountable for that false statement!

They only speak Flemish in Flemington, New Jersey.