Ryan going down via RICO (it's never RICO!) for a campaign funding violation that is barely a rumor seems like the biggest stretch among several. And don't forget that the House can name a new Speaker whenever. If he resigned at any point in the months or years it would take to impeach a president and vice-president,…

So they're going to kill off Jor-El as a kid and then reveal that the kid they were calling Jor-El was actually his brother with the same name?

James Patterson books aren't really about anything in particular. Just pages and pages of whatever he feels like writing down at the time. Witness testimonies of occult rituals, 300 variations on a traditional Slovakian ham recipe, entire tax codes of fictional countries, digressions on the erotic history of the…

*gets finger stuck in cartridge slot*

I seem to recall having emulated both the N64 and DS versions using a keyboard and got along okay. The controls are slippery with an N64 controller anyway; once you get used to it, it's more precise than it was originally in some situations.

Did you miss the 30000 word essay on the deep universal themes of Guardians of the Galaxy?

It's also a lesser-known maxim from Poor Richard's Almanac, so it fits perfectly.

TFA annoyed me with its lack of space action. Maybe the plot didn't call for it, but when has that stopped a massive blockbuster science fiction movie? How has no space battle felt as crazy and intense as the one made with 1983's level of special effects?

I've said this before, but why would anyone want to watch a superhero show that takes a whole season to have its characters learn about their powers and meet each other, only to start over in the next season? How could anyone in the development process have thought that was a good idea for a show?

"And so the festival attendees learned to survive as a society, until they were eventually rescued by, oh, let's say, Drake."

A Heartbreaking Jerk of Staggering Penis

I'm seein' double here: four Warrens Ellis!

Why does Kieran, the largest Culkin, not simply eat the other Culkins?

The Black Keys - Stop Stop
Rise Against - Help Is On The Way
Pantera - Mouth For War
Dan Bern - Jerusalem
Metric - Clone
Smashing Pumpkins - Bury Me
They Might Be Giants - Bangs
The Postal Service - We Will Become Silhouettes
Queens of the Stone Age - The Lost Art of Keeping A Secret
The Gaslight Anthem - Handwritten
Yeah Yeah…

No, and this response really only works to rebut this argument, not the whole body of people who see the incorporation of the Bill of Rights as judicial overreach. It's just that it's absurd to stress the power states had and then not even consider that the state constitutions had their own bills of rights and…

What state churches were there that persisted before incorporation came about in the 20th century? The ones that the colonies had were phased out in the Founders' lifetimes, despite not being touched by the federal-only Bill of Rights. Incorporation didn't show up one day and smash numerous existing state laws to…

Superman is a Protestant created by Jews. Just like Jesus.

The Punch and the Furious: Camelot Drift

After the first punch of the film, it abruptly cuts to Fred Savage in his bedroom asking his grandfather, "Is this a punching movie?"

I don't think I knew that Charlie Hunnam was playing King Arthur before reading this article. And yet in a way, it feels like I've always known.