Franco gets the movies made, quickly and with apparent sincerity, and it makes everyone money and sells more copies of the books. For the estate that's better than signing the rights away to someone 'worthy' who means to get around to it after their various long-standing obligations, loses interest or funding, and…

Clooney is already planning his next classic on-set prank, in which he submerges Jared Leto in a vat of toxic chemicals. Hilarious as always, Cloondawg! What a prankster!

It's like poetry in the original Klingon, it doesn't rhyme.

It would be like Obi-Wan telling Luke, "You don't need your targeting computer, Luke. And turn off your shields, too. Now just wait and see what happens."

In that situation I tried to shoot the snipers, but I screwed up and barely survived, and I think the hanging men got shot anyway, so I felt better learning they weren't real. There's a hidden choice I found later when you're surrounded by a mob and instead of attacking I fired into the air and scared them off.

I haven't read the comic, but I assume that means the mom is a shapeshifter and the dad is an experimental robot.

"There is no John, is there?"

A father and his son are in a car accident and are rushed to two different hospitals. The surgeon looks at the son and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!"

They couldn't get Emma Stone for this?

I watched the Budweiser ad and thought, "That's it?" In any other year it would not have been remotely political, or would have been loved by conservatives for showing how European immigrants were oppressed too and they got over it and became great Americans.

Shanahan wanted to lower San Francisco's expectations to a more reasonable level, that's all.

Technically, Hitler was a Ford sympathizer.

Russia has spent years throwing around money to buy international prestige. Reputation laundering through hosting international events, filling media with pro-Russia advertorials, providing lucrative jobs for consultants, attracting friendly business deals, encouraging relationships between its elites and those in the…

Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

I couldn't axcess it either.

Oh no, Riverdale is going to become a pop culture phenomenon and babies are going to be named Ethel again, aren't they. Just what 2017 needs.

I bet someone will deliver a perfect 'so-called president' retort to Trump's face, neatly and ironically throwing this back at him. And he'll just stare forward blankly and uncomprehendingly, completely failing to grasp that he has a habit of using certain phrases over and over and people find it clever to use them…

People on Reddit are pretty sure they were banned for promoting an off-site crowdfunding for a bounty to identify the person who punched Richard Spencer (for purely academic purposes, no doubt) and then deliberately circumventing Reddit's attempt at blocking the link to it.

The PrntScrn Libertarians are nowhere near as bad as the F9 Whigs.

I just watched Civil War and Freeman made no impression on me whatsoever. Meanwhile Clark Gregg took a one-joke character in Iron Man and turned it into the role of his lifetime.