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I sketched out a fix of TPM a while ago, but it was mainly designed to change as little as possible and still fit with the other movies.

If Anakin was a teenager in TPM, they could actually hint at his darkness and develop the romance instead of rushing it in the next movie. In my version he'd use Dark Side powers to protect Padme in the climax while Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are busy with Darth Maul, and she agrees to not tell the Jedi about it, perfectly

A noble spirit embombadens the smallest Gungan.

Whenever Garland isn't in the chamber, people should be asking, "Where's Garland?"

In which we learn the official motto of Westeros: E Pluribus Aenys

I heard Pac-Man went into a restaurant, and he ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.

Hey, playing that bullet was one of Andy Serkis's best performances!

When your working title's having fun, you never work a day in your life.

Let's try spinning! That's a good trick!

Don't blame me, I voted for Priebus.

I don't see growth potential in a solo film; he needs his bud Rocket.

The whole cast will take the night off and Dennis Miller will do Weekend Update.

I beat Bioshock 2 last week and now I am playing through Minerva's Den. Enjoying it a lot. Are the Protector Trials worth doing? I did the first one and wasn't that into it; I don't love the amount of 'defend the Little Sister' tasks the game makes you do already, and it seems even less fun with limited options.

"It was a totally chill Cinco de Mayo and the clocks were striking due to union activity."

I'm calling it now: it's a twist-laden soap that for the first season the critics insist is surprisingly subversive and challenges our preconceptions of 'good TV' and 'adult TV' and everyone's excited for each shocking new episode and the audience convinces itself that the writing is more self-aware than it actually

Shows don't kill characters, writers kill characters.

The right transforms into the left, too. Whenever they say 'liberals are the real racists' using liberal definitions of racism or Trump waves a LGBT flag or white supremacists endorse ethnic separatism.

How do we know that Trump won't change his position on this issue?

He seems to care about helping the people he represents, and has individual acts on his record that support that, but liberal Democrats don't have a monopoly on acts of caring. Or if they do, it's because everyone else ceded that imagery to 'bleeding-heart' stereotypes, not because it's an act that matches them and

Alternately, he's an establishment Democrat who's never done much to suggest otherwise but everyone assumes he's a passionate leftist because he's a young, smart, energetic black politician, then everyone gets mad at him for failing to live up to their imagined version of him.