Spare me.

Really? You're going to use Peter Jackson's face as the header image when you could use a picture of a gigantic steam-powered London on tank treads devouring other cities whole?

Bohemia wouldn't have a sea-coast in real life, but this was just fantasy.

Brock Osweiler's return to Denver doesn't get any more high-school than the Third Eye Blind-scored ESPN promo

Mount and Blade: Warband lets you choose to start as a man or a woman as well as a noble or a peasant, and warns you that your female warrior will be less respected in medieval times. Half the lords dislike you instantly (and you can challenge them to duels if they insult you), you won't be invited to be a vassal and…

When Gen X can't watch Reality Bites, they don't.

They could save on licensing fees if they only used public domain hip-hop from the pre-1923 era.

I figured Seeso would crash and burn right away. It seemed like the kind of thing NBC would completely screw up. I guess renewals are a good sign? Or rather, a bad sign, because the networks are going to continue launching their own niche platforms and fragment the streaming market?

I haven't actually played MGS5, but yeah, it all seems like an solution for a problem that no one cared about. MGS1 more or less overrode the original Metal Gear games to begin with, it's not like they restricted the canon that tightly.

I want something else.

I'm seein' double: four TV Reviews!

They also have to draw from the limited pool of creepypastas with identifiable authors who can be tracked down and compensated, because their legal department isn't going to take the risk that an anonymous 4chan user won't emerge and sue them for $50 million for his 300-word story.

Their song about moving to Montreal: "We Will Become Alouettes"

Hipsters crave the authenticity of being shot.

I'm not questioning that she's knowledgeable about her own work, but why does that translate to an unrelated film franchise? From context, she could have been recounting a response from floating the idea to someone they know at Marvel one time and getting dismissed, not an exchange where they had a full crossover…

Why is Kate Beckinsale is a reliable source on this just because she plays a vampire?

It's a '90s throwback free-for-all! Send in the Dancing Itos!

I can't see it, that's not how podcasts work.

"Let's try spinning cotton! That's a good trick!"

Later seasons of Aquarius would have featured Charles Manson successfully stealing Helter Skelter from the Beatles and triggering a race war that would rage on for decades causing unimaginable devastation, until U2 successfully stole the song back from Manson on the Rattle and Hum tour and ended his reign of terror.