Shouldn't you only be part offended?

He has a way of finding them Earl-y.

"Deepwater Horizon… shows…the… drilling…for…see-men…on hardworking men (and one hardworking woman) … stuffed…with…that big…climactic point… Everyone gets covered in… Malkovich's predictable sliminess;… the…pleasure… of watching… it's… appropriate…"

"Mommy and Daddy told me that when a fossilized mass of plankton and the earth's crust love each other very much…"

Goodreads has been owned by Amazon for years. There's no escape.

And the gloomy pale black-haired girl has the ability to sack Rome and design cathedrals!

Hayden Christensen will play a young Mufasa, and then they'll ruin his death by dubbing in a big "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Clearly debaters should switch mics at halftime.

People wear Sublime t-shirts, and it's always the same kind of guy, so it's easy to form a profile.

The Murder of Stephen King will never be published in the US, but it will have a short print run in Peru.

"Detroit Is All Right", a sitcom about a group of auto workers who get together in their local bar to commiserate about the factory accident that cost all of them their left hands.

The better the Patriots play, the more Peyton Manning becomes the unequivocal greatest QB of all time! It's the most glorious paradox there is!

Mount and Blade is great, if you like it you can play it for hundreds of hours without getting bored. There are so many good total conversion mods that you can do a singleplayer playthrough for a fresh experience every time. Mount and Blade: Warband is the only version you need; it has campaign and multiplayer and…

Playing Pokemon Uranium, unless Nintendo tracks me down and deletes it from my computer. It's… a Pokemon game. There are occasionally times when it has an idea that an official game wouldn't do, but it's not much. Oh, and my Water/Electric starter sucks even though I've always liked that combination in the past.

Anyway, don't cheerleaders who go to prom wear, I don't know, prom dresses?

The problem isn't the long line of succession, it's that it goes into a series of obscure specialized bureaucratic chiefs after passing a only handful of actual qualified successors with national recognition. For us it came together in an ad-hoc fashion; succession should go down through the national executive in some…

But it was kind of absurd for the 12 Colonies system of government to work identically to the United States's idiosyncratic method of succession. Was God also sending people Tom Clancy novels in their dreams?

We have always been at war with Eastonia.

It's remarkable that they managed to screw it up multiple times before it could even have a chance to fail due to no one wanting to go there.

Under an assumed name, Tarzan joins forces with a prospector in the Alaskan gold rush: Yukon Carl, Me Al.