I finally beat Yama in Spelunky last night after dying to him stupidly three times in the last week. It was a pretty tough run towards the end, going through all of the temple and hell levels with one or two hearts, especially a pitch black 4-1, but I found a shotgun in a crate during the Olmec fight, which got me…

I want to play a Philadelphia Art Museum capture-the-flag map where the most frantic firefights take place with the Rocky theme playing while the flag-carrier gets chased up the steps.

He only 'whipped through it' while on the toilet. Doing it in public would be gross.

But if BBT forced us to use offensive comparisons like "nerd blackface" to describe it, isn't the show the real racist?

There is an important official of the British treasury known as the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Nothing more needs to be said.

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That looks suspiciously similar to the subjects in my email's spam folder.

There is no time travel in this series of films. That would be ridiculous.

Why has there never been a supervillain of Swedish origin named Sylvester Borg?

Gaston did not shoot first!

Airb Nubs was Lando's copilot in Return of the Jedi, right?

I doubt he's doing it for the money. He's a nerd, he wants to tell people what he thinks, and his audience wants to hear what he thinks. The only thing that requires more explanation than that is why a movie he won't see requires such a strong statement, which is why some people think he's gone too far. But for weird…

Yeah, I don't get why some internet celebrities communicate very basic ideas through 5+ minute videos instead of a paragraph or two of writing, especially when using video implicitly signifies more personal attention to the topic, but they do it anyway, because that's their thing and their fans watch them. All the…

What's going to happen when alien hipsters decide the golden Voyager record they picked up at the space-wreck thrift store is inauthentic and invade Earth to get the original vinyl?

And what if you put the poison in the ice so everyone who drinks it quickly lives but everyone who drinks slowly dies after the Purge starts?

But John McAfee may have murdered his neighbor, which is also against Libertarian policy. At least, I asked a libertarian if it was and he said of course and I ignored the part after that where he said 'but…' and started explaining at length how one should define non-aggression.

Fred Flintstone?

Kanye invented Flubber years ago but Hollywood stole the credit.

We should consult the precedents in superhero blockbuster law, cf. Batman v. Superman and Snyder v. Week 2 Box Office.

Allow me to rephrase it: