Only one at first. But she'll train others.

THEN WHO WAS TEXT?!?!?

I've been meaning to get my mid rash checked out. I think it might be a symptom of something.

But the strain! His wrists! It works on so many levels!

Considering its length, the article doesn't spend very much time on Molyneux's behavior at Lionhead. It's like it's just taken for granted at this point.

Logan Cunningham as Rucks in Bastion is a huge part of what makes that game stand out. On top of everything, his casual comments do a great job making the world that's been lost seem familiar and lived-in when the player never gets to see it.

Apparently he's voicing Corvo in Dishonored 2, just to make Dishonored's usurpation of Thief official.

The thought process behind the situation was like a flowchart going in the wrong direction at every opportunity:

Too bad it ended up pushed several rows down the AVC front page after it was live for only a few hours.

She's a fan of Garth Marenghi.

I really wanted to see the early days of SHIELD and Edwin and Ana Jarvis helping to raise Tony, but the show was never going to get to that point at its current pace anyway.

Its absence is pretty egregious, with the mention of Franco talking to his “reverse self” Semaj sitting right there.

Yeah, I couldn't complete it without jumping over to the middle platform which bounces you up to the top due to a glitch. Aside from the camera issue, you're supposed to be able to double-jump from a climbing surface but the input doesn't register properly most of the time.

I think it was called, "The City That Couldn't Slow Down."

She was the prototype Dean Pelton, calling her trans is like 2/7ths of her gender identity.

Even mentioning young people negatively a single time in the rant would a red flag since no matter how bad a generation they are, they would be utterly irrelevant to what he's talking about by virtue of not being old enough to matter.

I have always wanted to see a semi-serious portrayal of full-blown Escape From New York-style 'urban breakdown' as it were, so things like The Division and The Dark Knight Rises kind of piss me off in how vague and fridge-logic-prone they are. There are so many opportunities to explore how communities hold together in…

It was nonsense because it was an outraged lecture directed at the younger generation for problems that are blatantly the responsibility of the older generation. And as the show goes on, the main character proves to be inconsistent with the character who delivered the rant, nor does the show ever take the younger…

Robert Caro finishes A Song of Ice and Fire, Donald Trump has Lyndon Johnson's massive penis grafted onto his body due to his insecurities, George R.R. Martin has Flanders murder Homer in the finale, and the 2016 election goes to the House of Representatives after the Electoral College commits mass suicide, but Paul…

Well, how else are kids supposed to develop a lifelong fascination with baseball? By watching it?