The weird thing about Pokemon's success is how obviously broken and poorly designed Red and Blue were in retrospect. Ghost, Bug, Dragon, Ice, and Poison were complete afterthoughts as types, Psychic had no weaknesses, Special being a single stat made no sense. And none of the mechanics were ever explained, probably to…

What would a comedy historian know about Archie?

And just like that…

I'm Viking what I'm seeing here.

If Jesus was a purple space octopus a few years ago, what is he now?

It was clearly a conspiracy by the citizens of Rock Ridge.

With a thesis based on two whole examples of rape scenes that weren't in the books over four seasons! That's one of the problems with FOCs, they have flimsy premises and don't even abide by the rule of three to support them.

Warner Music acquired the copyright in 1988, and they enforced the copyright more strongly than those miserly crones Mildred and Patty Hill.

It also works as a response to What About Bob?

I don't remember the books that well, but this makes a good argument about how the series maintained the weighty parts of the story better than I had thought. From my own recollection the sequels got consumed with the escalation of the possibilities of the cupboard and the key in increasingly clever and bizarre ways…

You can't get kids these days interested in history without turning it into a Vine.

Sean Gunn is into method acting, so he spent most of production digging through garbage cans and developing rabies. Give him some respect.

But now he has a seagull friend to guide him to land, right?

He probably co-authored a paper on set theory with Paul Erdős too.

"I'll try Derning! That's a good trick!"

"One billion very small machines that will explain everything"

But if you reverse that logic it means Krasinski starred in that Michael Bay movie because Emily Blunt is a Benghazi truther.

I live on the eleventh floor of my building and the elevator has a loading screen before every floor.

I mean, no, I made that up, but I would not be surprised.

The Hungry and the Hunted Games.