Maybe Batfleck can make up all their dialogue while watching from above, like Spike in that episode of Angel.

Well, they squeezed in an Etrigan cameo, so yes.

Yeah, highest.

They'll break Set It and Forget It into two movies to milk the property for all it's worth.

Except that it's barely credible for the real US succession to work this way, and it's really stretching it for a fictional sci-fi government to happen to function in the same way.

Can anyone explain the LG ad? As I interpret it, Liam Neeson is from the future and he's traveled back in time to give his non-accented younger self a better TV, which The Man obviously can't allow. Crystal clear, except for the parts of that which don't make any sense.

How much do we really know about Seal? Can any of it be trusted anymore?

I'm not ashamed to like several of their well-known songs and I figured that ought to be enough to give a decent Super Bowl show, but it was a really, really bad performance.

I tried playing it years ago (GBA version) and couldn't get into it at all. I'm always surprised it's one of the FF games where people rave about the story, since it felt like it was a repetitive sequence of characters constantly joining and leaving the party while chasing after some crystals. Couple that with it…

You people of color sure are a contentious people.

Oh dear lord, it's "how large was the Republic's Clone Army?" all over again.

Okay, but where's the cane from Citizen Kane?

I played that scenario so many times. It's neat how it reflects the challenge of each faction- Axis has to conquer USSR without overextending itself, USSR has to stall Axis long enough to advance its technology and infrastructure, Allies have to cross the Atlantic safely and mount an assault on mainland Europe. And…

It's a different Yankee Stadium now, though.

It says a lot about the quality of that song that 9/11 came right after U2's huge resurgence due to an album with a song called "New York" and the shameless corporate media still had the sense to not even try to make it a hit.

From playing a guy named Glass to playing a guy whose corpse got put in a glass case!

Is hipster the appropriate word? I've heard Vampire Weekend called privileged Ivy League trust-fund babies and so forth; I feel like 'hipster' is a fairly broad insult that doesn't quite capture their particular cachet.

Is the non-union Mexican equivalent of Lupita Nyong'o named Lupita Nyong'o'o?

Ah, but this is a Neil DeGrasse Tyson story, not a B.o.B. story.

Magic-carpet-bombing.