But the foundational text wasn't text, since it was the Christians who wrote it down.

The new album will play if you run a needle around Iggy's chest.

'The Schwartz Dictum' would be a great porn title.

Remember, Sylvester Stallone is an Oscar-nominated screenwriter.

The bear had a twin brother. No CGI required.

Any time I hear podcasters reference the AV Club in-show, I want to shout "Worlds are colliding!"

The Holy Roman Empire is my favorite holy roman empire.

'Blessed are the piecemakers'?

They fight, they race, they fight and race and fight. Fight fight fight, race race race, the Fast and Furious Show!

There was a head coach named McAdoo,
Who might put milk in the fridge rack past-due,
But he hardly compares,
To one of his players,
Who lost fingers from firecrackers, eww.

Wiki says he was a doctoral student as of 2013.

*Marilyn Manson punches hole in straw boater*

This movie is heading straight for one of those 'Sorkinisms' supercuts.

The National - Mistaken For Strangers

I'm guessing you're going to have a bad day if you need to find out about a case involving a team nicknamed the Wildcats.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.

I don't think it makes sense to call it a gender-flipped Steubenville case. I feel like there have been a few high school sports hazing/sexual assault news stories in the past few years involving boys that are more likely inspirations.

-1 Intelligence, to reflect their failure to develop any advanced technology in the thousands of years their society has lasted for?

It's Star Trek Beyond Your Colon.

He's not even a main character in the movie, right?