Marvel was facing a boycott by the Mobster's Benevolent Association. What else could they do?

Sure it does, in SOVIET RUSSIA!

Just being in a family with James Franco should qualify you for Dysfunctional Families Week. Poor James Franco's brother Nick who was in some stuff and is okay I guess.

We have always been at war with William Hughes.

It would be interesting if in the future WWIII happens, and then Wikipedia editors tear each other to pieces trying to figure out how to disambiguate and separate the real WWIII and the hypothetical WWIII articles.

Is Adele performing racist versions of her songs?

The one with the eyepatch is Naked Snake/Big Boss, not Solid Snake.

You think shitty 4chan images would be devalued by a watermark that ruins the image's quality? They'd just start putting the watermark on everything else ironically.

They did that in the Jedi Knight game. One of the Dark Jedi gets bisected in the opening cutscene and you have to fight him as a floating torso who's really hard to hit.

HBO's Sonic Highways featured some people who depicted HIV positively…

Like anything about Scorpion is explicable?

Why not? It's a hell of a way to get IT to pay attention to your complaints.

"But tomorrow, I will be sober. And you will still be…" [vomits profusely]

If you live above a Starbucks and can steal their Wi-Fi, you're coming out ahead.

The Minister of Magic does get 'sacked' and replaced in one of the books, but it's never explained who made that decision. And Dumbledore was supposedly offered the position but refused. It definitely doesn't seem like there's a general election. There could be an internal vote by Ministry employees. As obviously…

He made his first Horcrux and became unkillable by normal means back in his twenties, long before anyone with access to a Time-Turner had sufficient motive to go to that extreme to kill him, and the Time-Turner is clearly designed for one-hour increments. The time traveler would be trying to turn back decades to…

Alternately, Hermione is an incredibly responsible and intelligent 13 year old who would never break the rules of space and time without adult permission, unless her best friend Harry were to get killed by the escaped convict currently believed to be plotting his murder or have his soul devoured by the monsters that…

Luxury broomsticks are all about the brand name. Or do you expect me to believe that after hundreds of years of wizards flying on broomsticks there are vastly superior ones trumping last year's model coming out every year?

I was interested in seeing a screen pass behind the shifted o-line working, since that's the main threat, but that's a neat example too. It has players on both sides of the ball, while the Colts had no receivers on the left because, well, it was a punt play. Also it's a shotgun-ish snap, which is already much more…

Can someone direct me to a Swinging Gate play that actually works?