Un Potro Andalou

Romeo and Juliet 2: The Legend of Tybalt's Gold

The opening line "fangirls are a maligned subculture" actually made me think. Aren't 'fangirls' maligned to the same degree that 'gamers' are maligned? It's not like they're a persecuted minority-they're similarly commonplace and a demographic massively pandered to by corporations, regardless of how many people feel…

Do you hear me complaining about the guns?

The guy in Dallas Buyer's Club also had a last name starting with an L-E and a first name of an antediluvian patriarch. I sense a conspiracy.

They should have Adam Levine and Maroon 5 perform separate sets and gaslight America into believing there is some other Adam Levine-y guy in Maroon Five.

Because the crabs keep you company?

Because it's based on a book that was already made into a movie decades ago and that would undermine the thesis that this is an ongoing trend even more than if the reader were to notice that more 'old' female driven westerns were referenced and glossed over than actual new ones examined.

"Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!"

That's a great way of looking at it, since it never felt like it fit into the EU canon at all. It's squeezed between Thrawn and the Jedi Academy trilogy but doesn't contribute to the overall continuity. The New Republic gets thrown into complete disarray during DE and then it goes back to normal a few months later but…

His original name was Cos Dashit, if I recall correctly. Lucas managed to reconsider that one, but somehow stuck with Count Dooku.

Lena Dunham on a podcast? But how will she get everyone to gaze upon her arm tattoo and despair? Wasn't that why she got into show business in the first place?

The SNL cast was forced to eat Lorne Michaels' Weekend Update Hosts. And there was much rejoicing.

My problem with Night Vale over time is that it started trying to be sincere, which totally doesn't work for its setting. The higher-stakes storylines depend on pretending that Night Vale is a wonderful place that deserves its citizens' love, which the diehard Tumblr fans eat up because on a meta level it's praising…

Jon Gruden: Execute Order Spider 66 Y-Wing Banana

If you didn't like the Jedi, you could always just orchestrate both sides of a galactic war to kill them off. Checks and balances, like any good government.

The cash register says NRA4EVER, just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into the comments by random Breitbart commenters.

Just beat Fallout 2, and it turned out that the quests I ended up not bothering with were all the ones that would have stopped the wasteland from being overrun with drugs and slavery. And I think I left my companions on an exploding oil rig. Oh well.

I'll try No-Spin-Zoning! That's a good trick!

Wait until Fox News learns that CBS supports feminist polytheism.