CIA Carcettifinger: Who is Bane? Why does he wear a fedora?

I love how the show repeatedly defies any opportunity for the main characters to take it easy on Ward. They just plain hate him and never forget anything he did. There's no tortured romance with Skye, she's just done with him right away. So many shows gradually gloss over the morally gray villain's original misdeeds…

I didn't find it as perfect an episode as some people. It had a rough introduction to Chazmin and Sunny before eventually building as it went on and they figured the characters out. PFT and Lapkus were breaking down laughing and doing meta jokes so much it interrupted the flow in a lot of places.

Last year John Waters was doing that thing where he hitchhiked across America and wrote a book about it. Now he's doing it again but this time he's going to get gay married in every single state!

He should be like Barbie and have a new outfit for every profession. Jon Snow! Jon Stark! Maester Jon! Septon Jon! Khal Jon!

Now that's slash snikt!

I just wish he was a little better at it. There's still time, I guess, but it would have been an all-time great sports narrative if Rex was actually a constant thorn in Belichick's side by actually winning more games against him. I was also hoping for Brady to end his career with three SB wins plus three SB losses to…

You're hired!

Considering how agonizingly long it took for anyone to discover their powers, why would we want to watch that again every single season?

Sicario 2: Electric Bogotá

Well, you can definitely argue that Ocelot has some issues stemming from the Boss showing Naked Snake much more respect and affection than for her own son. Is there an ancient Greek story where the guy's mom is forced to kill his dad and also trains some other dude to be the ultimate soldier instead of him, and then…

Yes, it definitely does not involve kidnapping two actors, sealing them in a wooden crate together, and shipping them overseas to your secret paradise island in order for sexy situations to occur. That practice, whether it exists or not, has nothing to do with the origin of this fandom term. Nothing.

How many female Navy Seals of her approximate age can there be? Even if her identity was erased from records you could just ask other Seals if they recognize her.

This doesn't sound as bad if it's from one of those 2-year-olds wearing classic rock T-shirts.

Okay, so which Tom Hardy nails peoples' heads to the floor, and which Tom Hardy uses sarcasm?

But seriously, what are regionals dubsmashes?

I think I'm going to start Fallout 2 this weekend. I played 1 a while back and got bored with it, though I did force myself to beat the game. I'm not new to old CRPGs, but it just felt like there wasn't that much to do and combat was slow and tedious. Any recommendations for a playstyle to keep me interested in 2?

I bet Zooey Deschanel actually uses the 19th century luggage that portmanteau was named for.

It can be two things. Two big, soft, bouncy things.

What about Albus Drunkledore?