We did get Scott retelling the exact same story from the new episode but slightly differently on Never Not Funny, which means the cult of UTU2TM is primed to split into sects based on the Gospel According to Scott and Scott and the Gospel According to Scott and Jimmy.

Getting the band on the show will ruin the ambiguity this episode presented. It should remain an open question for all eternity to what extent U2 is aware of UTU2TM.

Well, that next album is floating around somewhere. But yeah, the punchline of Scott and Scott's story was so unbelievably appropriate, and they knew it.

Hey, Obama? Turn off the dark!

What's so great about that title? Seriously, it sounds exactly like a corny comedy title.

Look, if Bush managed to plan 9/11 years in advance before actually becoming president, then he could damn well award Bill Cosby in 2000.

Stealing slideshows is actually an ancient rite of passage among rival clans of the Scottish Highlands.

They stopped for a while, but I'm pretty sure I saw them in 2013 and they were using it again.

Ephant Mon was just played by Jake Gyhal on Broadway!

There's a really Nietzsche audience for these references.

All of the Starks come back to life, and then they all die again with their wolves lying down next to them?

I put pills in his jellybeans in a whimsical, flighty way, solely in order to progress his growth as a man learning to live life to the fullest.

Is this the long-anticipated prequel to "How is babby formed?"

Next season we'll learn if he really had his ribs removed so he could… wait, wrong Manson?

I love Hannibal, but I don't think I could take a fourth season, because while it's still a brilliant show, the characters have drifted so completely away from anything resembling real human interaction and decision-making that I just want to scream at them constantly. And American Gods is such a wasted premise that…

He doesn't play the games, he just likes the magazine for the articles.

"You know, it was a hell of a thing when Coulson died."

I had to withdraw from this article early.

Would you ask Lori Petty that question?

But how many monkey butlers will there be?