Actual Rush Limbaugh argument put in logical terms:

Bryan Fuller is a man with a very vivid visual style who has just committed himself to filming a project whose opening scene features a vagina devouring a man. I'm actually not sure if him being gay means this is his lifelong dream or his worst nightmare.

It's BonerTime somewhere too.

I had this idea of rallying to save the show by building a totem pole out of human bodies in front of 30 Rock, and you know what? It turns out that it was physically possible after all. I guess I owe Bryan Fuller an apology for doubting him.

wtf is starz lol

Truly a sobering reminder that this is the greatest repository of human knowledge in existence.

Everyone's in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you want to put it in the body of a great white shark suddenly you've gone too far!

Even if it's a clip show?

Phone was mom. It's like that riddle about the surgeon's son.

Deadline:

It really should be "Based on John Hodgman's 'ALL ANIMALS ATTACK ALL HUMANS.'" I still can't believe they actually made this.

Don't worry, it was the guide's prosthetic glass leg - he lost the original fighting for South Vietnam.

It gets worse… the Supreme Court ruling, which was, naturally, unanimous and included Taft, Brandeis, and Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., cited the 1910 Encyclopedia Britannica to argue that high-caste Hindus were racially impure from interbreeding with other Indians before dismissing the concept of Aryans as bogus,…

I love the story of the Indian guy who challenged the US's anti-Asian laws on the grounds that Indians are Aryan and thus white, and the court ruled against him in favor of racist citizenship laws on the grounds that racial categories are pseudoscience.

"a world of swarthy degenerates"

I dunno, I think Emma Stone would make a great Sidney Wang!

Well, the game shouldn't have been packaged so provocatively.

You just know that for marketability purposes Fassbender's character will be shown in the bodies of his assassin ancestors, Quantum Leap-style, and there will be outrage about him playing nonwhite people. Oh boy.

Dickon Manwoody says hello.

Obviously Will Graham isn't a realistic depiction of anything, and a spectrum is a spectrum, but his ability to understand and empathize with others is pretty well established, and his social withdrawal comes from the stress of his empathy. It seems like a comparable but more restrained depiction here in that Elliot…