Two peanuts were walking through Rick Ross's mansion. One of them was assaulted. And the other one writes for Gawker.

John Rocker belongs on Stone Mountain for obvious reasons.

I'm just guessing from the way they discussed taking down this particular executive as a step in the plan that there's going to be a series of targets they go after to fill the episode structure. That could last the whole season, and having a character say exactly what they plan to do makes it unlikely it will go…

So I really liked the pilot, but when I was watching I realized something: I want to see Christian Slater's insane, implausible master plan succeed right away and then move the show to exploring the consequences. Otherwise it's just hackers fighting against evil conspiracy and not really accomplishing anything. Even…

Yeah, people make the same mistake with Will on Hannibal. Autistic people are oblivious to other peoples' social cues, where these characters understand and are very influenced by what they think others think of them. Social anxiety has the opposite rationale from autism, they just lead to the same avoidance of social…

I bet the Tumblr fandom is celebrating that Fuller will finally be allowed to let Will and Hannibal just fuck already.

Alex McCown's response: "Boy, I'm a screw-up, amn't I?"

And conveniently, Shia LaBoeuf is not famous anymore!

McGregor is great, and making the previously-established wise mentor turn out to be the fun, witty character in the prequels was one of Lucas's only good ideas. He should have gone even further with snarky Obi-Wan banter to build the Obi-Wan/Anakin friendship. I've always found it ridiculous that Lucas goes out of his…

I keep telling them, the title is HOW TO COOK FOR TOP-FORTY POPSTARS.

See? See? We weren't being entitled jackasses about the prequels after all! In the end we were doing it all for Jack Lloyd. I mean Jim. Joe? Whatever his name is.

*slide whistle*

Get me my Rhyming Wyeoaktionary!

On the topic of '90s political satire, it's crazy that media has been making jokes about Hillary Clinton being president in the future from 1992 to 2016, three times as long as the maximum length of her actual presidency. It's not anything she did, but it completely warps our perspective of her as a candidate.

Me too, and I only knew Nicole Kidman was in that movie but the clue couldn't be her because she's not Texan.

Shame we're too pressed for time to discuss Giles Corey.

Obama will send a drone to drop a piano on him.

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!

There's this band called Dawes I enjoy now and again and you should listen to them too, if you have the time.

Two circles, suspiciously similar to Billy Joel's manboobs.