Tl;dr - Terrifying man gets told off by even more terrifying man for calling out terrifying son.

I sometimes find the hour or so I spend in the airport bar after I’ve cleared TSA and checked in for my flight to be the most relaxing moments of an entire trip. I’m free to drink to excess and the people watching is excellent. Heaven is finding a spot at the bar with a clear view of some random NFL game and the…

its an Orange Alert.

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet…

McCain went down as if all the air had been let out of him somehow. 

He was between the tackles, though, so they’ll start calling Donald for intentional grounding.

Look, this is fine. But their kids have to play for Canada. I’m willing to concede on the dairy tariffs for this one. We’ve lost enough Brett Hulls and Zach Parises.

What a disaster.

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

Agreed. It’s a family sport.   Nobody needs to see Cox sucking during this kind of an event.  

That’s nothing. Lump stumbled on a kiss and tumbled in to love.

The 2018 rookie QB class: nothing but a bunch of poiseurs. 

I haven’t seen an Allen with this much poise since Jill walked in on Tim in Home Improvement S8E11, the “Binford Bad Boy” fucking machine episode

Bring back the Metropolitans!

Honestly I think society would be much healthier and stronger if we did that. We have a tendency of over exaggerating the impact on men whose crimes are exposed, while at the same understating the impact on their victims for allowing the abuse to go unchecked.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

We’ll have to wait for the prequel spinoff Ich bin Ein Werner were we chronicle his fall from legit civil engineer working in west germany, to digging tunnells under the berlin wall, to eventually building the super lab.

Wer ist Kai? Kai ist tot, maedchen, Kai ist tot.

At least they probably won’t have to worry about him missing a critical kick in playoff game.

Did Ryan Fitzpatrick go to Harvard? Had no idea.