It’s the NFL...they put people in a combine.

Something something True Coat.

That reminds me of Douglas Adams’ character Agrajag from Life, the Universe, and Everything.

*reads label*

I mean, yeah! Because we all know that if you want to force women to watch you jerk off, you wear Sketchers.

I wonder what kind of fallout there will be for Derek when the dominoes fall.

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Sister Mary is second to nun.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Modifying a bet can get you six years but we’re just gonna let fucking Mark Davis and that haircut walk around like a free man? You wrong, Vegas.

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

 thanks to William Finnegan in The New Yorker,

“Well, this isn’t hauntingly familiar or anything,” says my (late) German Jewish grandfather who served in the German military and, then, didn’t.

Apparently even willing to die for this country isn’t good enough for the Trump administration.

These people who keep abusing 911 and the police to intimidate people of color need to face legal repercussions. It doesn’t need to be a monetary fine. These people are accustomed to throwing money at problems to make them go away. These panicked white people need to be legitimately inconvenienced. A first offense…

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What a farce, it would have gone so much more smoothly if everyone had a gun.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Hilarious and brilliant!  But no RICE?

I like how you managed to say “I already knew about these,” but you did it all on the sly so you didn’t come off like “that guy.”