so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

He needs to bulk up. You’d think the French would know that it is essential to have a thick Rioux.

Rutgers claimed there were logistical issues.

This is loooong...but stay with me....

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I’m having “Where the Red Fern Grows” flash backs.

Even his teammate, Quintin de Kock, was impressed by that dong.

It is “shit and run” if there ever was one.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Alternate definition for “Device”

It’ll be great at the next Cars and Communion

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

It’s what plants crave!

Sidewalk slammer

The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

There you go, Aaron out old, dirty laundry.

The Stank Oven is the sous vide of the Dutch Oven family. Wetter. But more tender.

WHL, are you sure? I wasn’t super paying attention, but I thought I heard someone (maybe my bio professor) say that Krebs was going to end up in ATP.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop