It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

Pfft, that’s just masturbation. Aaron Hernandez was the real pro.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

But let’s not forget the most erotic bullet point in NFL history: “Upper thigh.” (Plaxico Burress, Mich. St.)

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

PHIL SWIFT HERE FOR FLEX SEAL!

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

I’m nowhere near 50, always had a few theories of what they could be for and found the article to confirm my thinking. I’m happy I ran across it.

I have taken that oath chief

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

11.6 years, acc. to IHS study last May.

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Dunno where the ode TO Confederate women went, but the ode BY them was sent to DC last year.

MAGA = making attorneys get attorneys.

I think you’re Holden out on us, is there car stuff or not?