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What makes them "bros" ? The fact that they are friends? Their demographic information? The beer? All of the above? Genuinely curious.
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Do you think time travel would be okay if you could only go into the future and not the past? That way you'd never alter history.
This is why things like his podcasts with guys like Zach Lowe, who will call him on his bullshit (there are at least two moments in every Lowe podcast where Simmons says something and Lowe just starts going "whoah, whoah, whoah ..."), are significantly better than his columns these days.
For all the basketball he allegedly watches, and all the great minds he name drops as having had conversations with, he doesn't analyze anything. Why is Kyrie a good player other than the fact that people say he's a good player? Simmons has become a parody of himself.
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