When World Collide:

in recent years, it’s really felt to me like wilbon’s becoming a deeply unhappy person, but i assumed it was mostly just supposed to be another “wrinkle” to his on-air persona & senior status at ESPN. but stuff like this that’s less scripted/ polished is a possible revelation that maybe he’s just another mariotti-like…

denzel doesn’t look drunk, he looks coked out of his gourd.

i didn’t realize nobody likes marky mark anymore. i wouldn’t like him if this gif is all we had to go on, but i’m sure dozens of celebs made bigger asses of themselves than this last night.

dude who said, “All of them?” was pretty spot on. i went to see Sin City in theaters with some friends and we just made fun of it for the entire last hour or so. the only reason we didn’t walk out was because it was a weeknight during summer school in a very small college town. since then, the only superhero movie…

this health “guru” david wolfe (he’s on infomercials for the NutriBullet & occasionally showed up on Pete Holmes’ TBS late night show) claims that eating pure, unfertilized grass from like, un-industrialized places in, say, Africa, can legitimately make you as high as any of the most potent cannbiseszsessz. drew…

almost forgot, he’s kind of a piece of shit for raising his middle finger to the school that just gave him a free college education. they could’ve cancelled football 5 years ago, & where would he be now, washing windows on the side of the road?

this kid’s gonna look back on this & be totally embarrassed.

very interesting & entertaining.

kinda startling to remember a yankees’ cleanup hitter—in the 90’s— only had one 30-homer season.

goldfish might be better in a vacuum, but crackers of every kind get dry & boring to me in a hurry. that’s why i’d choose cheez-its, cuz their surface area allows for more dipping. i think the last time i had crackers, i had russian ajvar (discovered this 6 months ago; mind-blowing sauce/ condiment), spicy mustard,…

we americans severely underestimate just how frequently brits say “wankers” as a go-to burn.

i firmly root against everything this organization does. from the players bein catty little bitches by not allowing Waiters to wear Harden’s number, to the way just about every non-player employee acts like over-sheltering parents, they just totally suck at being adults/ professionals.

i probably wouldn’t have even noticed this looks like a butthole without the help from the headline.

not real surprised that pierce & garnett didn’t quite gel with the “franchise” point guard who’s a known coach-killer & paints his hair on.

that bat just landed in my neighbor’s yard.

if you don't have much to move, you're better off not even asking your friends to help. instead, just mention the fact that you're moving whenever it comes up amongst friends during the 4-5 weeks leading up to it, & if ANYONE offers themselves to help, you take that as a blood oath. you'd be surprised how many people…

i’m scared.

just another reason why baseball is the worst spectator sport. going to a game is a fucking SAGA.

does anyone else think it’s a little sad that his EX-girlfriend is still so enamored with his fame? move on, loser.