“I said enhance!”

The kind of person who does this might just be stupid enough to be from the area and keep going around in the same region as if nothing as happened right up to when they arrest him, possibly also due to other evidence. Well, we can hope. People have died from this sort of thing so it needs to be punished severely.

The headline specifies an unprovoked attack, but I have a hard time imagining Moranis of being capable of provoking. The lack of provoking is implied when Moranis is involved. 

How big was his Schwartz? I’m just asking to try to help identify the perpetrator.

Tomorrow’s New York Times: Patti Lupone rescues endangered red panda cub from gender reveal party gone horribly wrong.

Ok 2020, this time you’ve gone too far.

There is only one man who would dare punch Rick Moranis in the back of the head...LONE STARR!!

Moranis went to a local hospital for an evaluation.

God this is sad. I mean it would be and is when it’s someone who isn’t famous too, but the random brutality of this nature against an unarmed, defenseless 67 year old is really, really sad. 

At least not without his helmet.

since Ryan Reynolds lured Moranis out of hiding in the first place, I think it only fair that he should exact revenge on this piece of shit as Deadpool and film it

HOW DARE YOU.

Dr. Egon Spengler: “Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?”

Louis: “Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of…

Whose dart board is being used to create today’s news?

I’ll confess, I’m interested in Carrey-as-Biden because it’s not at all an obvious choice. Like, if someone asked me which random celebrity SNL would get to play Biden, I’m pretty Jim Carrey wouldn’t have been one of my first 50 guesses. So I’m not really sure where he’s going with it, and that’s kind of interesting…

I think with the sunglasses he kinda looks like Max Headroom(I always thought he looked kinda like Matt Frewer anyway).

I will bring all my glasses, and my shoes....

God, this is pure stupidity, but that Sol Rosenberg voice gets me.