Things that are crude and lazy can still have value to some. I would agree with you that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is crude throughout, and extremely lazy in it’s final act, but it’s still a lot of fun, and extremely funny in parts. And it doesn’t have any of the problematic gender politics of Chasing Amy or…

I think the scene where Affleck’s angel goes from holding back Matt Damon to “burn it all” was pretty affecting. And Salma Hayek was really good.

I don’t know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you touch a brother’s heart...

I unapologetically love Kevin Smith, but that made me laugh. Bravo.

I’m going Ferris Bueller

Thanks for staying on-brand

I love how you’ve put that. Kevin Smith made a movie so he could spend time with his daughter, score a job for one of his best friends, and serve up something to his fan-base. It’s bizarre how much scorn the reviewer wants to heap on him over it (as opposed to movies like Batman v. Superman or Rambo: Last Blood, which…

hahahaha you dumb bastard. It’s not a sailboat. It’s a schooner.

You are correct, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Zack and Miri, and Clerks were all the same..you are an idiot..

Are we 100% sure this isn’t Billy Joel wearing a Kevin Smith costume?

I like Mall Rats too, but I still can’t see the fucking sailboat.

His reaction was everything, too. I felt so happy for him to be able to have that moment.

Clerks 3 is happening also he did make the movie Tusk so he's capable of doing different things.

Plus it beat everyone to the Stan Lee Cameo(TM) punch. I was delighted to see the Stan/Mallrats gag in Captain Marvel

Uncut Jisms is what I call a Thursday afternoon.

Come on. Uncut Gems was obviously written for John Turturro, but he probably backed out or something...

DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO MAAAAAN

I still enjoy Mallrats. If what got cut had been left in, sure it would have been better, but it has a lot of that 90s slacking/bullshitting charm to it. 

Uncut Jims 2 is a decent Office porn parody, but then each one is diminishing returns. I strongly advise skipping “Uncut Jims 13: According to Uncut Jim”

I look forward to its porn parody Uncut Jims.