Holy shit, for a second I thought that said Shrek.

She’s probably just mad the Jeremy Renner App was shut down

The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots.

I liked Renner throughout the Avengers movies and I’ve generally thought him to be a likable presence, but this year alone has pretty much completely reversed that opinion, what with his misguided country album and his misguided personal app. Whereas last year, I would have greeted this news with a “say it ain’t so!”…

This was his Ronin phase.

Kinja being Kinja

But would you shoot it with an arrow from across the room? 

I’m seein’ double: two real pains in yer ass!

You’d think I’d get tired of the fairly one-not nature of joking about Renner’s app, but it’s such an absurd concept that I’m still really into it.

Can we go back to posting about his ludicrous app? That was good, wholesome fun. Not pure darkness.

Way too hard to parse what’s true or not

When it comes to bad divorces, that’s the best thing to do. Way too hard to parse what’s true or not, most of the time.

he was bother sober and a capable parent

Yikes. Not touching this with a ten-foot pole.

I’m passionate about saying ‘vagina’ A lot through my cock-eyed smile!

Or a sequel to The January Man, where the killer chooses which women to kill based on where their apartment window is located on buildings using the signs of the zodiac.

God, Bors just nailed the smug face on the asshole perfectly.

How am i wrong? You keep saying its wrong, but you give no information as to why. I’d genuinely like to know, I’m not trying to be an ass.