Is this the safety school dance?

I'm low-key hoping Greg Turkington is the villain in the new one. 

Everything has been branded and hashtagged these days but Rage’s roots were not corporate and their message(s) have been mostly on point with, and some could say partially inspire, the spirit of Occupy Wall Street, Standing Rock, Black Lives Matter. The fact that conservatives (like the well known Paul Ryan quote)…

Wait, wasn’t there a show on FX called Mr. In-Between? 

Now I really want a Nathan For You movie. It can bring back most of the lovable weirdos from the Nathan For You-Niverse.

But is it a Daytime buffet? Is that category accepted? 

Jason Alexander was so happy in that commercial but that concept is so, so very dumb. 

I hope one outcome of the aftermath of the Crisis is that it erases all usage of the term 'shipper and makes it no longer a thing. 

“OKay, so let’s take this show that’s about celebrities answering personal questions while eating hot wings.... and just keep the hot wings part. That’s why people watch it right? People aren’t interested in how some famous people are strangely relatable, or see the host create an organic bond with a stranger within…

I'd like to add that this is probably my favorite headline of the year so far. They should have an Inventory of the best headlines, right after the Weirdest Band Names list.

Someday, After he’s passed on to the great containment unit in the sky, Bill Murray sightings will be the new Elvis sightings. People will swear he faked his death like they say of Andy Kaufman. 

They should just hire any person named William Murray so they can still advertise it. 

I love the character design and aesthetic but I wouldn't have the patience for it. I've only watched my nephew play it. I'm almost ashamed to admit I like that McFarlane made a toy of it and would consider getting one. Granted there's a ton of McFarlane toys that I want. 

I can see Hell actually have a big arched sign that replaces the phrase "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here" with " Welcome To Flavortown."

Wow I never knew that much about Evangelion. I thought it was just another Gundam or some sort of sci-fi. 

Care Bears get folded into Paul Feig's Dark Universe as The WereBears.

One Night At Wally's which isn't Five Nights At Freddy's which isn't What Happened To Me At Chuck E. Cheese 7 Years Ago.

What a clusterfuck. Oh well I'm sticking with KODI. 

But why isn't a Green Lantern show on DC Universe? Or is that streaming app thing being rolled into HBO? This makes no sense. 

I want the laugh track to be the heads of all the characters who died, lagging heads on pikes. They can be on a balcony like Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets.