That’s what Christianity is supposed to be. We’re not all the crazysauce, so far right we’d fall off the earth, beyond judgemental, small minority religious nut people that have been making the news for the wrong reasons. Every once in awhile, you read something like this and it shows we’re actually human too :)

“Finally, they the “Comprehensive Assessment of Sadistic Tendencies,” which also sounds like something they could use on OkCupid and Tinder.”

Samesies. I’m a pretty terrible housekeeper, but my towel game is tight! Lately my bathroom is kind of a disaster because my weird ass kittens love to play in the tub and sink and then get their dirty little footprints all over everything. But my towels man! And I’d wipe everything down before posting a video of it!

I’d just report her to management and say she’s harassing you, because she is. Get her kicked out.

I would rate you 5 stars, Ari

My favorite part was when she told him that she’s not going to repeat stories from the book, but ended the interview by saying I am not going to talk about anything not in the book. Cool, got it, thanks.

To buy a point and shoot camera in 2015 means you need to be able to make an argument that you yourself believe as to why it provides value independent of a) the fantastic digital camera you probably have built into your phone and/or b) the increasingly affordable DSLR you’re likely to own. To be honest, I don’t think…

To buy a point and shoot camera in 2015 means you need to be able to make an argument that you yourself believe as…

Does he know you want to have sex more often? You could also ask him to initiate more, maybe while offering to do more of the stuff he likes.

Most, if not all, conservatives are scared, simple minded people. If they didn’t have the power to ruin lives I would feel really sorry for them.

Perfect!

One time, I went to a co-worker named Tom’s barbecue and brought a pasta salad. He looked at me like I had shit in the middle of his living room.

Okay Jezebel, how many beers should I have before watching this clusterfuck? I’m crowdsourcing this decision.

As much as I don’t like him, his recent video where he was at the doctors, he actually came close to crying when he said it wasn’t good news. But he quickly cut to a shot of him walking in another room. I wonder what was found out. Its ashame he can’t be totally honest sometimes because his fans can be crazy.

I made the mistake of trying on my dream dress first (Jenny Packham Willow) for “inspiration” even though it was way out of budget. I then spent months obsessing and paying regular visits to a shop that sold bridal samples as-is even though a sample would likely still have been out of budget. In the end I wound up…

Maybe the real question here is how much is Gawker paying you that you, unlike other writers, aren’t dead broke and therefore can afford to eat out like you’re an investment banking intern.