"self aggrandizing himself" :p

how lazy have we gotten when we cannot be bothered to put glitter in an envelope? jesus wept ffs.

only if you have an abortion.

once the first of my two little girls was born, I felt like shit for suggesting to my ex wife strongly to get an abortion. I feel guilt both because I love my daughter(s) so fucking much and because I was causing her to feel torn. (she is a LDS member). Guys are dumb. Some guys at least are aware of it and make steps…

I don't have a specific preference for big vs small, I seem to be in the extreme minority that gets stimulated by intellect, really I do), but I do like proportional(even that isnt a deal killer, depending). . but this does not appeal to me in the least. It looks like some R Crumb on steroids rendering made flesh. It…

I'm unclear as to the roe here at jezebel. As a guy, im always wondering just how I can broaden my understanDing, improve , be a better man. Often times I'll read an article here and wonder just why it is that xyzs actions are offensive to the feminist populous..is there a 10 commandments type manifesto to clear up…

lol. Getting blow jobs/laid is easy. Dude must be really socially awkward. I think that The only girl that will respond to this pathetique effort is his analogue in female. Ie daria

cock holster and tallywhacker

this is better. Squeezing Spot Zits, Spots, Cysts 033:

i just want to say...consensual buttsex is amazing. never slipped though.

and the whole "guys only want one thing" is idiotic. but guys dont need defending i dont guess. the dicks.

that instagram hyperlink...is actually a link to buzzfeed. just FYI