theocraticjello
Theocraticjello
theocraticjello

that’s the best part. I bet if you cooked a good mac and cheese in muffin cups, no one would ever be sad again

We’re a baked family. Cook the macaroni, drain it, toss it with a little butter and LET IT COMPLETELY COOL. Make a basic Béchamel, add your cheeses (I use smoked gruyere, aged gouda and white cheddar,) a tablespoon of really good mustard, salt (if necessary,) white pepper or quatre epices, fresh Italian parsley and

White person here, and I assure you that we did not sign off on pineapple in Mac and Cheese. We don’t want that guy either. Everyone knows that you can put meat in Mac and Cheese, but any sort of fruit needs to stay the hell away.

Macaroni questions: baked or stovetop? “Real” cheese only or is velveeta involved? Do you make a white sauce first and then add cheese, or is it all cheese and maybe a little milk?

I remember my mom encouraged me one year to make duck and bring that to the Thanksgiving gathering. I made two. My uncles were clowning me about bringing that to dinner because it was weird. But when it was all done, they ate it all. I can’t even remember if I was able to try the thing I brought. If I did, I only was

I lost my shit at a work happy hour once because my direct report was terrible. He got hired via family connections. I didn’t have the power to discipline or fire him. I was being held accountable for his terrible work that, in retrospect, my boss knew sucked but was paying back a favor so everything got taken out on

Me, as well. I live in Texas, and I was scared to put my resist sticker on my car, because I was afraid of being targeted, and being shot at.

She’s gonna run out of windows, living in Texas.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

God Bless Texas Women.

Hey sheriff...

I’m also not surprised by it, but I find it hilarious. You go, lady.

I don’t work in law enforcement, but I do watch a lot of people play LEOs on TV...so I don’t understand how they can pretend they weren’t threatening/shaming her on FB rather than trying to find her when they could probably look up the car’s owner through the DMV. They didn’t want to talk to her, they wanted to send a

“The objective of the post was to find the owner/driver of the truck and have a conversation with them in order to prevent a potential altercation between the truck driver and those offended by the message,” the office said.

These Stanleys are more powerful than most of the lithium ones, so they should start larger cars/deader batteries, and they also have air compressors. They are, of course, bigger though.

These Stanleys are more powerful than most of the lithium ones, so they should start larger cars/deader batteries,

I got one of these from my mother in law for Christmas last year. Haven’t used it much, just to air up the kids bike tires. It’s supposed to be charged for a half hour every month I think. I haven’t charged it at all in at least 6 months. A friend has been having battery issues, I was trying jump him and while waiting

I got one of these from my mother in law for Christmas last year. Haven’t used it much, just to air up the kids bike

It doesn’t fix my AT&T monopoly problem either. Anyone have suggestions for those of us stuck with one provider?

The consequences of the neverending sexualization of the female body are varied and surprising.

So we get sexually harassed because of our boobs but we don’t get CPR? Cool.