It’s a conversation about immigrants and ICE raids. ‘Illegals’ is in context of the conversation. What’s wrong with that???

*simply to, not ‘simple’

Their job is to simple ensure that he gets a fair trial and has good representation. Without that his conviction would be questionable and over-turnable. We don’t want THAT, right?

Sticking him in the general population for the next 60 years would be far nastier punishment than death. He’ll wish he was dead before year one is done.

I can agree with that.

Rest in hell mutherfucker.

I don’t know about liberals, but anyone who doesn’t appreciate the KKK will probably feel that way. I sure as fuck do.

Not sure I’ve ever seen someone clip TWO pens into their shirt at one time like that. He hasn’t seen a vagina in decades...

Not to nitpick, but going from a garage operation to hiring 500 employees over a two year period is borderline impossible. 730 days, 500 hires. Nope...

Magic markers, Magic the Gathering, Apple Magic mouse & keyboard, Magic Bus (The Who). Hasn’t been a total flop. It’s also included in the name of a great sex move I authored, but that’s double top secret.

The potential here is nuts. I can’t wait for technology like this and it’s applications. Unbelievably cool!

You should read this, it’s fascinating.

Sort of. All cops lie, all of them. Here’s how: Cops commonly exaggerate or add details to a police report in order to increase the odds of a conviction. Often it’s not major, but still, they’re lying. Sometimes it is major. To make matters worse, cops often testify in support of another officers statement, even…

DV calls are still the leading cause of death for officers in the line of duty.

This car was idling in our building’s garage a couple of years ago. Short of a Winston Cup car starting up while I stood 6" away from the front fender, I’ve never heard anything sound so nasty in my life. And that was at idle. Just angry and snarling. It was awesome.

That car is so pretty it makes my wife’s jewelry collection look like a box of rocks.

It would be a blast to drag race that thing from stoplight to stoplight. Watching the expression on the onlookers faces as you open up a chevy small block and fry the tires all the way down the line would be hysterical. Kind of like taking an 80's turbo Datsun and running it on straight octane booster. It’s quite…

The Impala is my favorite. Sure, the Porsche’s and the Vette are awful, but at least I can fathom how someone might value those cars. The Impala, for $45 large, I just can’t see. It’s not a rare model, it’s not a special configuration or color combination, and it wasn’t really a great car to begin with, unless you…

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I’m convinced that Martellus & Michael Bennett would be the coolest brother athletes in the world to kick it with. At least the funniest. Those guys are hilarious, and they can back it up.