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Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

Now this is some Charles Pulliam-Moore level clickbait.

It has no basis under the Constitution or any legitimate legal framework.”

We really doing this? Really? I mean we have Texas trying to take away the right to vote for anyone that isn’t white, actually seasons their food and can clap on the 2 & 4 and this is what you’re concerned with? I am all for multi-tasking but I am also for priorities and this ain’t it. Unless you have footage of her…

Look, if we start doing “Famous person took part in institution that turned out to be hella racist” takes we’re going to be here forever because, spoiler alert, most white institutions in America are hella racist.

And this article shows that AV Club is still struggling to write coherent clickbait.

Still, Sheeley went on to say that Franklin wasn’t taking her medication because she was pregnant and she worried about how it might affect her child,

The tone hear makes it sound like you would settle for nothing less than 30 minutes of male on male penetration in order to signify someone’s sexual preference in children’s movie set in 1970s London.

I guess it should be pointed out:

“Comply or die!”

This is precisely why we say all cops are bastards. These police murdered a man, lied about it, and they’re superiors did absolutely everything they could to cover it up.

“Louisiana State Police called the officers’ action ‘awful but lawful.’”

Edward-Isaac Dovere lives for “Dems in disarray” nonsense and he hates Kamala Harris. He’s a typical media journalbro.

Reminds me a lot of this one.

I adore Michael, I find Discovery to be one of my favorite shows ever. Whenever I rewatch s1 I like pretending its actually a Mass Effect live action series. I mean Lorca is essentially Renegade Shepard and, as the show progresses, Michael is Paragon Shepard.

Too bad there’s not an option for her season 3 hairdo.

The point is, if Joss Whedon doesn’t find his birth certificate quick, he’s going to fade out of existence, Back to the Future-style.