Someone should tell her glue sticks are an excellent alternative for lip balm.

In a pinch, Elmer’s white glue (or a homemade flour/water paste) will keep a ‘hawk up.

I look forward to reading a new hair-related warning label on future gorilla glue bottles.

“another Marvel project, yawn, they’re all the same anyways - I don’t see why anyone likes them anymore. They don’t do anything creative and the directors don’t matter, it’s all just Marvel-house style anyway.”

Im sure they'll be devastated. 

There are specific circumstances in the way the game ends that make this different, and while I certainly never suggested it was the only game or story to create that effect, whatever - you clearly aren’t actually interested in understanding my position and it’s not that important. I was just trying to put something…

Instead they’re focusing on GTA Online... Which is making them hundreds of millions of dollars.

Why do you hate fun and joy?

He never said what happened.

He still never gave specifics about what happened. I read he said Whedon cut his part, and that he was unprofessional to him. Just fucking say what happened dude, we don’t need a polygraph test, just evidence, stories, witnesses, or something.  

Ray Fisher makes a lot of serious claims without ever providing any serious evidence.

The Romans did a lot of bad things but I’m thinking maybe they should have thrown a few more Christians to the lions. 

To my man in Central Park that wanted to take the high road earlier this year do you now see why that was and remains a bad idea? This heffa went on CNN & claimed she was the real victim and trust me there are plenty of white women out there agreeing with her. Make this clown lose everything. The only job should be…

Taking the word of a bag lady over a hotel guest?

CNN interviewed Karen by phone and LOL. Of course she claims to be the victim.

I know, right? This has gotta rank up there with all the times a white person has accidentally pressed “1" and been exposed to Spanish for three seconds.

Hoooooooooorseshit.

You guys got scammed by a youtuber to write this story, Unless of course one of you at kotaku are sleeping with her. Then of course it would be business as usual.

Imagine tanking your future for a little under 6k. I know it happens pretty often but damn.

Rika Matsumoto used payday.