I really like the idea of creating a gift to the world on your birthday rather than receive one. Not only is it awesomely selfless, it also means you don’t have to remember anyone else’s birthday.

If you’re shuffling creative directors around this far into development, you’re probably trying to salvage a disaster.   

Thank god, we got Sousa in S7. For someone who wasn’t even the biggest fan of him in Agent Carter he was utterly delightful.

The issue here is Trump is doing everything he possibly can to prevent people from voting.  

Why is this article written in such a weird, snarky tone?

I have trouble figuring out the lyrics...

How is this not a Key & Peele skit? This 100% does not seem real.

Jesus, do people actually listen to this trash? I understand the appeal of finding a niche as a performer but holy Hell that’s not the right one, dude.

Main thing to remember about Dollywood is that it’s easily one of the biggest employers in one of the most impoverished regions of the country.  Don’t think I’d ever want to visit there but I’d rather people spend money in that area than join the throngs heading to Disneyworld.

Nah.

I’m shocked she didn’t say “lilly” white asses.

Excuse me, the movie is GREAT. Yes, it’s different from the comic in a lot of ways, but it’s an excellent adaptation that does its own thing while still being true to the comic.

LOL at all the greys @’ing me right now. Y’all know I’m a religious user of the “dismiss” button right? 

Oh I’d be fucking hostile too if I looked like that.  I imagine waking up is a demoralizing act in and of itself.

But she looks like such a happy person:

But it’s got higher per capita deaths. It’s what COVIDs crave.

I hate myself and have no soul, so I watched the whole thing.

I have to commend Jonathan Swan for how well he handled this. I watched it last night; I could not stomach all of it, but I did get through most of it.

It’s The Inventory.

It’s The Inventory.

I mean, really? I know TheInventory is for the D-listers of GizmodoMedia, but Charles Pulliam-Moore did an article on Scarlet Witch’s costumes. Ya’ll should know better. She first appeared in Uncanny X-Men #4, Dark Phoenix was #101.

I mean, really? I know TheInventory is for the D-listers of GizmodoMedia, but Charles Pulliam-Moore did an article…