Piers Morgan is a fucking loser. A less successful, somehow more hateable, Bill Maher.

No, not an internet tough guy. You sound like a parent. A real one, anyway.

Let’s be honest here: Who here....actually even remembers a single line of dialogue spoken by him? In either of the films? Like, do people even recall his name was Dave?

I really like how this article, just right out the blue, for no rhyme or reason, randomly throws a gigantic fucking shade on series’ The Handmaid’s Tale, Agent Carter, Killing Eve.....even pure cheese like Supergirl.

“Get free movie screeners hack!”

She also sued Gorilla Glue Company because they specifically didn’t specify DO NOT PUT IN HAIR. Despite stating that the glue does not interact well with the human body in general.

Don’t forget she’s also suing Gorilla Glue Company because she’s too fucking stupid to apply even a little bit of common sense whether it even needs to be stated on the label that they shit does not go on hair.

She always has a future on Mike Lindell’s new talk show.

Yeah.

Okay, look.... I’m all about supporting the victims. Even with my “let’s see the facts” mentality, I still always put the victims first.

Someone should tell her glue sticks are an excellent alternative for lip balm.

Influencers are truly among the great thinkers and philosophers of our time. 

I learned in preschool not to put glue in your hair.

Now this is a powerful level dipshit hot take... Jesus fuck, just how much were you paid to write this shit? Be honest.

Our criminal justice system, hard at work folks.

It’s about as family friendly as a particularly unsettling episode of Twilight Zone. So, ymmv.

You sure as shit are living up to your username.

Okay. It was (sort of) funny, but mostly weird, when he was just fantasizing, without acting on it, about eating women’s ribs and pocketing their toes.

Is it possible for you to just shut the fuck up? You bitch and moan about the game in every post.

Prepare to shut the fuck up please?