OR, you can buy a real turntable and not.....whatever the fuck that Franken abomination is.

OR, you can buy a real turntable and not.....whatever the fuck that Franken abomination is.

Players create their own character and team up with a teenage Xenahort in order to Xenahort all over the damn place.

True that. Though I like to think shit like this usually only applies to white Americans.

A lot of Resertera shitheads in the comments already armed with pitchforks and Ikea torches too.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Mission accomplished?

Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? You gonna advertise Harry Potter smack dab on the article image?

Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? You gonna advertise Harry Potter smack dab on the article image?

Jesus, that is one hell of a Karen. A perfectly shaped Sarah Sanders face, a partial gut that screams of six big whoppers a day with a touch of pilates, and the most gangly ass Dollar General sandals you’ve ever done seen.

And Persona 5 is typically around $10.

And Persona 5 is typically around $10.

Why the hell didn’t anyone consider assassinating the motherfucker? He was just strolling around in a whole lot of nothingness! Like the defenseless sheep he killed.

:O

What a scrub.

I get the idea Michael Harriot won’t like this piece considering his last one.

that it is not OK to use the police as your personal black people exterminator...

Michael, what the fuck. This is a horseshit take even for you.

I know, right? $250,000 is utterly worthless of a gesture.

Gonna sit next to my Behemoth Creatures Kai figure. :3

How the everloving fuck are you not banned yet.

He’ll try, but at this point, it’s a hilarious long shot.

This is, more or less, how I feel about all this.