Ellen Page.

I was honestly expecting some hot hipster take to be all up in this shit....but somehow, you avoided that.  Well done Root, well done.

Oh look. Ellen Page is outraged again. What else is new?

I can’t wait for the inevitable asteroid to crash and kill us all.

There’s no future for this country.

B-b-but...but WALL! You know, wall. I love wall. Need to keep them undesirable brown terrorists and child rapists out. Or something.

Loving that Swordfish II.

This tiger desperately needs to go see a dentist.

1-If you see Tim Rogers as an author, you don’t read it. It’s that simple lol. It’s an unspoken law of Kotaku. I can’t believe you actually went into that review expecting something coherent. XD

I’m a simple man.  I see Tim Rogers, I actively avoid.

This fan was excited for their copy of Kingdom Hearts 3, as well; they’d been playing Kingdom Hearts since 2002, initially just buying it for the Final Fantasy characters.

Wasting time doing what you love is time not wasted.

This is precisely the sort of person you get in front of then drive at 10 mph. If they pass you, then you speed up and catch up and do it again.

Careful now. You’ve upset the Kingdom Hearts dipshits by calling their Jesus the Sequel: Nomura a joke.

You could play literally every game in the series four times over, and you’d still be lost as fuck.

Am I a bad person for strongly advocating violence against every one of these motherfuckers?

Which is continuing to this day.

He’s still doing it though.

....So you admit that even 13 years ago, your sole motivation for doing anything was whoring for attention. :/