Counterargument: Nah.

I have a few legitimate problems with these awards.

Blizzard seems to actually give a shit about their employees.

Meanwhile, in other corners of the Gizmodo Network...

Meanwhile, in other corners of the Gizmodo Network...

Yeah, but...  He knows words. He’s got the best words

Alfonso is just a boring little has-been dipshit. I mean, he’s hosting AFV for Christ’s sake. Can you possibly get more irrelevant and overstayed than that?

Honestly?  I’m okay with literally speaking.

Meanwhile on the Gizmodo Network...

Go right ahead and ban me then.  You’re kind of a worthless dipshit yourself, just FYI.

Canadian pennies. Because then they’ll have to start factoring in conversion rates. Of course, if you waltz in with 14 lbs of Canadian pennies, they could very call the police out of fear that “one of them illegals” is there to try and take their jobs.

This guy is like the ultimate has-been dipshit. You know what his current gig is? Hosting fucking AFV.

I knew a guy who actually played Melee with this monstrosity.

And you are about 6 days late Jason.

Piss the fuck off back to Gematsu, please.

In short, they got Toriyama’d.

Here’s the thing: This shit got real old more than a year ago.

He didn’t really “bail” - he was more forced out of it because every time someone asked him about FF15, he got super testy and evasive.

at least until they inevitably re-release them alongside the N64 Classic (please, please, please) in a year or so.

at least until they inevitably re-release them alongside the N64 Classic (please, please, please) in a year or so.

Yes.