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Criss was the closest actor to ever bring in that Patrick Bateman vibe. 

I was pleasantly surprised to find that The Assassination of Gianni Versace really had nothing to do with Versace at all. Darren Criss was mesmerizing. He can murder me any day. (<--- and that’s the mark of what a good job he did)

FUCK! PUMPING!

There’s no sleazy underhanded backroom double dealing self serving bullshit I would put past dotard “jenius” trump, and I hope his fat ass is nailed for it. I pray every night to wake up to the news that he’s dead.

TMZ even caught them at a Poison concert together on Thursday night. Wow! Just hope those two remember that not every bop is unskinny!

He was going to review Cool World during its initial run but was asked to leave the theatre.

Pee. Just so much musty, dried pee. Like a zoo enclosure.

Not once they’ve spent it on attorneys/had to turn it over upon going to prison for their endless list of crimes.

Hahahaha. Holy crap. Could he look any more bloated???? Poor Chandler Muriel Bing.

In the chicken’s defense, it’s hard to fall asleep to the music of Usher.

Someone should have the police do a Being Best check on her to make sure she’s even still being.

“Old Sheldon’s Mom”

Lil Tay has been carrying the same stack of cash around for weeks now, it must be filthy with her making it rain and then having to pick it up and put it in a stack again.

To be fair, Trump has more experience with rolls than he does with roles.

fuxsake — reading his tweet thread is bitch & moan ... bitch & moan ... Bab’s died ... bitch & moan ... bitch & moan

Meghan McCain needs to sit her ass down. Take away the last name and she’d be on Instagram shilling yoga pants with Tomi Lahren.

Depends on which brand offered the most money. I’m going with FitTea Kardashian.

Today I learned the Sami people exist. Thanks. Otherwise I would not have recognized my prejudice against the Sami people.

I’m more scared every day that he’s going to shut down Mueller’s investigation and nothing at all will happen as a consequence. I’m feeling super discouraged today. I try to stay positive, but it’s more difficult some days.