If Obama was a predator we would have heard nothing else non stop in 2008. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

I laughed out loud at this.

Its not even rich people. In my working class neighborhood, my closest neighbor is obsessed with his lawn and he has talked to my husband several times about the leaves from a tree on our property falling on his. Our state was under a drought watch and we weren’t supposed to water our lawn or we would be fined, and…

I have saved an unambiguous email from an administrator at my job for seven years now.

Wow, what a comforting letter for Kelly Preston.

Noooo kidding. I feel so naive.

The worst thing about the Donald trump presidency to me is that we have to deal with his stupid, stupid, stupid kids (I’m leaving Tiffany and Barron out of this-they don’t seem as odious).

Its truly a La Grande Jatte for our times...notice something new every time!

Thank you. I know this is an unpopular opinion. I have an ex who would sit me down to watch it and demand that I find it funny and i never did. Now I find it unfunny and also attach that stupid memory to it.

He was just taking a really late gap year!

I Loooooove Stephanie Ruhle-she is so underrated.

I love Stephanie Ruhle. I watched a lot of MSNBC on my maternity leave this summer and she is very underrated!

Seinfeld is legitimately unfunny to me-I know that I am in the minority.

Bingo

The Hungry Hounds one was the one that stuck with me...that and Zeebo the clown.

Signs is a movie I really really enjoy. I am terrified of aliens though.

I can’t imagine getting them every day, or every week. I have been “lucky” enough to get one three to four times a year and it is godawful. I do think we need to publicize the symptoms of migraine to young women-i got my first one at 19 with an aura that made a weird blurry hole (like water) in my vision and I thought…

That show is insane!!!

We were like huh...I don’t even care about my lawn. If I lived alone, my yard would look like Boo Radley’s.

exactly. My neighbor is obsessed with his lawn and when he was picking up leaves he told my husband that some of the leaves from our tree got on his lawn and we should be picking them up, too.