Nope, this driver has one job: keep this unproven technology from killing someone.

They deserve the blame they’re getting.

but that is her job. Her job it to pay attention because the system is being tested.

I mean, they can always convert the engine to run on hydrogen instead of gasoline.

“It was still pinging a hundred rads at 3am and I’m supposed to leave for Moab at 7. I only made it out in time because my buddy loaned me his surplus radiation suit.”

If you’re coming to Moab this year, bring your lead bib!

“I just bought a ‘85 Kamaz and need to get it below 300 millirems in only 16 days!” 

Tracy’s next headline:

If he’s reading this, he’ll surely buy one now.

I never thought I’d say this but he should stick to rust bucket Jeeps, you know for safety.

I just saw the lede photo and thought that David Tracy had bought yet another project.

Jason has more important things on his mind instead of proper tense.

Meth...

I’m a big fan of Nissan’s mid 2000's Metallic Yam

Dodge:

If cutesy names for colors are your thing, check out the options the Pontiac Solstice offered:

Tomato is a fruit.

Volkswagen briefly painted Beetles in a shade called Blood Orange, which could work for the Be-1. Grapefruit Red-Pink has a certain ring to it, too. Blues could have been named after oceans, lakes, and rivers, as there are no naturally occurring blue foods.

Leukoplast (‘sticky plaster’) is what they call it in Germany

Damn, now that’s really pissing me off they’re all named after vegetables (or are some fruits?) except for one. Maybe if they were made for more than one year, we would have got: